Un gendarme & la blonde

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Un gendarme & la blonde

Messagede Fransisco » Ven 4 Sep 2009 18:11

Un gendarme arrete une blonde qui a fait un excès de vitesse: Le gendarme:
- Bonjour Mlle, puis-je voir votre permis de conduire ?
- Permis de conduire ? Qu'est- ce que c'est ?
- C'est un papier rose qui certifie que vous etes autorisée à conduire une voiture.
- Ah oui, ca... Le voila.
- Pourrais-je avoir votre certificat d'assurance maintenant ?
- Le certificat d'assurance ? Qu'est- ce que c'est ?
- C'est un document qui certifie que vous êtes assurée pour les dégâts que vous pourriez causer avec cette voiture.
A ce moment, le gendarme baisse sa braguette et sort son "baton de joie". La blonde en voyant l'instrument s'ecrie:
- Oh non, encore un Alcootest...
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Re: Un gendarme & la blonde

Messagede Hicsologiste » Sam 5 Sep 2009 06:34

loool c'est claire elle a l'habitudes de faire des alcootest tout le temps ^^ hihihihihiii :D
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Re: Un gendarme & la blonde

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Re: Un gendarme & la blonde

Messagede davis15 » Sam 21 Mai 2011 09:40

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Re: Un gendarme & la blonde

Messagede biazo » Ven 10 Juin 2011 09:59

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Re: Un gendarme & la blonde

Messagede oubia » Dim 12 Juin 2011 22:31

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